Google vs Apple user

shout: Apple user relates to google friends after swithicng fphoens.


“Midwest man Hyrum learns what shit his non-apple friends have been going through this whole time.”


Hyrum, long-term apple user confides, “I thought apple was the shit, but then google came along. But now I'm not so sure about either.”


Hyrum claims to be a long term apple user. “I used to stand in lines for the next generation.” Hyrum said. “But now i'm just depressed generally.”


You see. Hyrum, with his discontent for apple tried samsung/google/motoerola/open source and was just discontent in general.


“You really can't believe in anyone anymore. The world has just kind of gone to shit.”




Sorry this isn't better I jumped a lot of premonitions just to get this out.